Sunday, August 14, 2011

ATBAB2

I will preface this little story with the fact that I AM NOT CONCEITED.  :)

Today I said something quite profound while standing in the church parking lot.  My circle of friends stood there amazed and dumbfounded.  Too me - it was common knowledge so I thought nothing of blurting out my bit o' information.  Before you come to the conclusion that (GASP!) Angie Good was gossiping...I wasn't!  We were talking about locking your keys in the car...to which I announced, "If you had AAA, you could've just called the 800-number on the back of the card and they would dispatch a tow truck to come unlock your vehicle."

Listener S said, "No way.  They do that?  I have AAA."

I replied, "Ummm yes.  They count it as a 'tow' but yes - they will unlock your car.  You should get atleast 5 tows per year.  Seriously."

Listener G replied, "You amaze me, Angie Good!"

Too which I replied, "I know, I know...all this beauty and brains too!

Listener R said, "I knew it!  I knew you were going to say that!  You're fabulous, Angie Good!"

I'm not exactly sure when this whole ATBAB2 thing started....I believe it was two years ago when we joined the gym.  Rhonda and I would work-out and I will give her a plethora of facts...mostly random...but facts nonetheless.  CONFESSION:  If you go to my work computer and you click on the Internet and go to my Favorites, you will see that I have a website there labeled as "Useless Information."  I found a website with 100+ bits of useless information.  For example -- In the state of Utah, birds have the right-of-way.  That's very weird to me.  Thankfully I do not reside there...because let me just say, I like to try to aim at the geese in the road....not soo much with my Corolla, but when I owned Ruby and even the Pickle - I would try to send them to the "big pond in the sky"!!!! 

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