Quote of the day

My favorite co-worker and I did not attend the Thanksgiving potluck at work today.  I didn't because of the gluten issue.  He didn't because he believes that by osmosis, he too has a gluten allergy.  He doesn't, but it's funny to allow him to think that he does.  

After the potluck, he rummaged around in the work fridge and swiped some leftovers.  Here's how the conversation went...

Me:  "Did you find any leftovers?  What did you eat?"

 

Rieger:  "Turkey and mashed potatoes.  A little tryptophan and I will be passed out in 10 minutes.  I have an excuse now."