Quote of the day

Waynesters:  "Angela, why are you wearing a skirt?  It's winter out.  It's too cold for that nonsense."

Me:  "I'm wearing tights and boots too."  (Smallish pause)  "I'm actually quite warm."

Waynesters:  "You cannot be warm.  I'm going to call your mother."  (Pretends to have a phone conversation with my mom.)  "'Mrs. Good, do you know your daughter is wearing a skirt...in the winter?'"

Me, waving my hand in the background:  "Tell her I said, 'hi!' and that I am wearing the cute faux fur boots."

Waynesters drops the imaginary phone and shakes his head.