There are actually two quotes....
I had to deal with a plumber on the phone who wanted to argue about the date.
Me: "You want to schedule this for tomorrow which is the 20th."
Plumber: "No, tomorrow is the 19th."
Me (for a split second wondering if it was actually Tuesday): "I have a calendar infront me and tomorrow infact is the 20th. It's also Wednesday."
Plumber: "Ok. Whatever!!!"
Ummmmmm.....did I miss something? He "whatever"-ed me as if I was in the wrong but HE was humoring me.
The second quote of the day....
Favorite co-worker: "I like these Carhartt boots. They are fabulous! It's not fair that you can wear a skirt with boots and my boots will be hid by my pant legs."
Me: "You could always tuck your pant leg in to your boots or better yet - just wear skinny jeans. If you choose the latter, I will not acknowledge that I know you in public!!!"
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