What happens when my favorite co-worker and I have the same exact Pyrex dish...

Well.  It's a Monday.  You are not even going to believe what I did today.  I shall now share the events in the order that they happened....

For the past couple of weeks, I've been a space cadet.  First ~ I forgot my stylish black boots at the gym.  Thankfully, they were found and returned to me. 

The following week, I left my favorite water bottle at the gym.  It, also, was placed in lost and found and remained there until I noticed that it was missing from my life.

Here's what happened today...
Earlier today {around 8 a.m.} I meandered in to the lunchroom at work and prepared to put my lunch bag in the fridge, when I spotted my blue Pyrex dish from Friday with approximately a half inch of leftover chili.  I knew the chili was compromised so I removed said bowl from the fridge.  While removing the first bowl, I noticed a second Pyrex dish with a similar chili-like substance and approximately the same amount of chili.  I removed the second bowl and proceeded to carry my double-decker stack o'Pyrex to the sink to clean out my old, forgotten leftovers.  I should note that while cleaning out one of the bowls of chili, I thought to myself, Hmmmmm....that is really weird.  There's a kernel of corn in here!!!

Fast forward to 12:30 p.m....
I am sitting at my desk, minding my own business, when in walks my favorite co-worker.  He declares:  "Angie, who would've taken my lunch from the fridge?"  IMMEDIATELY I KNEW WHO STOLE HIS LUNCH......IT WAS ME!!!!!  ANGIE GOOD, LUNCH THIEF.

I owned up to it and then spent 3 seconds trying to explain myself. He just walked away.  I grabbed my keys, coat and purse and hurried to where you can get a lunch made "Freaky Fast" ~ Jimmy John's.

Twenty minutes later and an apologetic text and I was standing near the entrance to the department shoving a turkey sandwich and a bag of salt & vinegar chips in to his hands while stating, "You know I did not throw it away maliciously, right?"  Too which he replied,  "If you think I am gaining weight - come and talk to me. Don't just throw my lunch away!!!"

I cannot believe that I threw his lunch in the trash!!!

Our other co-worker (a third of our best friend club) said that she was going to steal his lunch tomorrow.  He will probably keep his lunch in his purse.