Tuesday, April 29, 2014

I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Yesterday we had CPR & First Training here.  During the CPR portion, the instructor said most of us know to compress the chest to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" {which is about 100 compressions per minute)...however, there is a second tune that you can think of when doing chest compressions.  "Another One Bites The Dust."  Not even kidding.  I couldn't make that up if I tried.  Can you imagine yourself as the victim...you are coming to after passing out and you feel someone pressing on your chest and you hear singing.  Voices!  Are they calling to you?  No!  They are singing.  And then you hear the lyrics..."Another one bites the dust..."  There's something so wrong with this picture...

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It's been awhile.

While I was in The JoAnn Fabrics store this afternoon purchasing pre-punched paper for my 2024 garden journal, I said to myself, "Self,...