This past week in a cubicle at the poop plant...

....I discovered:

1. When typing a 14-page document, it's best to type the entire document and THEN format it {read: pretty-it-up}.

2. Same scenario as #1:  It's fun to type said document using Comic Sans 16 point font.  {No one takes that font seriously!}

3.  Same scenario as #1 & #2:  Reading the document with a faux British accent makes the subject more enjoyable.

4. Just as in You've Got Mail ~ I have to be careful with emails...

5.  Every 30 minutes, a stroll around the department is necessary...preferably a figure "8."

6.  My job is to answer the phones, type and look pretty. Period.  :)