Well....

Today I had an I-wish-I-had-on-my-glasses moment.  The kind of moment when I wanted to give the TEACHER LOOK...because words were not necessary. 

My co-worker handed me a 2" binder-clipped document and then proceeded to tell me that he needed 8 color copies placed in binders with covers with the third page (an 11 x 17 inch page) accordion-folded.  Really?  {Insert TEACHER LOOK.}  Accordion-folded and not perhaps origami art.  A chicken?  A cow?  A flower?  Oh - you mean an accordion fold. 

I spent the next 10 minutes coming up with a list of ridiculous things that I could do to / with the 11 x 17 map... 
Crumple-up?
Fold it like one of those secret 7th grade girl notes?  Do you like me?  ___ yes or ___ no
Shred off the excess paper and leave the "streamers"
Doodle on it

I ended up making the 8 color copies...hole-punched and binder placed...complete with a cover and a side title bar.  The 11 x 17 map was folded accordion-wise.  Noy accordion like a 7-year old who just learned how to fan fold...although the thought did cross my mind.