1. "Just put the items in your cart. There's no commitment. It's flirting."
2. (Later after filling up our carts and comparing it with flirting in real life) "If I like him, I will bake him cookies. Eat the cookie! Bam! You love me!"
3. "Summer said I can buy the skirts because they are cheaper than cigs."
4. Friend: "Do I look okay in this?"
Me: "Yes!!!"
Friend: "Are you being honest?"
Me: "Dude, I have to be seen in public with you. I don't lie at the thrift. You are going to tell people, 'Angie Good said that I look great.' I won't let you buy stuff that doesn't look fabulous!!!"
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