Me to the new guy…
*whispers* “I keep forgetting to tell you! If you ever have a need for packing tape, do
NOT borrow it from ________.”
New guy: “Why?”
Me: “I am not even kidding…she bites it to rip
it.”
New guy: “What?
You’re kidding.”
Me *does a
tooth-tape-tearing pantomime* “Why would
I joke about that? She’s pretty proud of
her sharp tooth.” (Pause.) *whispers*
“My tape is safe.”
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