Sooo last night I nearly impaled my left eye. Earlier there was a bee in my car. Not really a bee more like if a bee and a wasp did the hanky-panky and made a creepy looking offspring.
As I was walking thru the Meijer parking lot, the weird offspring was attached to my purse strap. In my attempt to remove my crossbody, my wallet came out at a precocious angle aimed right at my left eye. The next thing I know my catlike reflexes close my eye and bam - my wallet (it's a hard one) hits me in the eye.
My 1st thought was MAN - I AM GOING TO NEED A PATCH which will scare my Sun school kids.
Needless to say my eye is fine. My left contact lens was compromised as it shot out of my eye. Seriously. Plink on the ground she lay.
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