I, Angela Dawn Good, vow before God and my blog-stalkers to never again use the phrase "sloth slow" to describe RAL. Why am I not using that phrase anymore? My reasons are two-fold...
1. God made sloths so their organs are actually upside down in comparison to our organs. Their little sloth bodies have to work really hard to pump blood. They cannot physically move faster.
2. Sloths actually move quickly in water so they have the capability to move faster and they do. Imagine that!
A sloth is just being a sloth.
When a human is sloth-like, it is a disgrace to the world's sloth population to say a human is sloth-slow.
To the gazillion sloths out there (or the ones who stalk my blog), I apologize for any hurt and pain my adjective "sloth-slow" may have caused you.
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