Not one bit

My favorite conversation from today....
Batman:  "Did you have a nice time with your mom?"

Me:  "Yes!!!  And do you know what I forgot?"

Batman:  "What?"

Me:  "I forgot how NOT stressed-out you feel when you come back after a vay-cay.  I literally do not feel stressed at all."

Batman:  "Hmmmm..."

Me:  "I mean I got the cake ordered and the plant ordered.  I got stuff done.  I didn't even have an iced chai yesterday.  It is great."  *whispers*  "No stress."

Batman:  "Hmmmmm...."

Me:  "Waaaait. Now that I have told you that I am stress free, are you going to tell your neighbor and then it's going to be tag-team stressin' me out?"

:) 

The funniest thing

Today I read a hilarious comment on Facebook.  My friend Diane was talking about her hope in humanity as being coequal with Flint, Michigan's hope of clean water. 

To bring that notion in to my life, I have decided my hope in my coworker's ability to read my well-written, thorough emails AND to comprehend AND actually act upon the newly comprehended information is coequal to Flint's ability to provide its citizens with clean water.

Sincerely,
Batgirl