Tights conundrum

I just got back from Kmart on my break.  Why did I go to Kmart?  My brown tights (the ones I love) got a hole in them in a visible place.  I hate Wal-Mart.  I really do.  I've tried working through that but I still do not like Wal-Mart.  Today while I was walking through Kmart trying to find their hoseries while my ears were ACCOSTED w/completely inappropriate loud-thumping music (much like what you would expect to hear at the roller rink), I said to myself, "I wish I was at Wal-Mart."  It should be noted I NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER wish to be at Wal-Mart...that is until today when I was searching for tights.  I found a pair.  One brown pair.  And when I got back to work, I put them on.  Why is it that my height and weight were in the middle of the range for the particular size I bought and yet, I'm in the bathroom nearly in tears b/c the stupid Kmart tights are not going on well.  At 2/3 of the way on, I removed them and did the whole stretch method - all the while praying that I would not cause snags in the thin cheap fabric.  I did manage to get them on...but I feel like something stuffed in sausage casing.  And it ain't pretty.  $7.57 for tights that once the clock strikes 4:25 and I change in to my jeans for babysitting, said tights are going in the trash.  I did go online and take the Kmart feedback survey and told them NEVER again and NO I did not want to sign up for their drawing to win Kmart cash.  I said, "I do not want to sign up.  Please refer to my survey comments."  Duh!!!!

Ok.  Rant over. 

*Whispers*  I still hate these tights.