Oi!!!!

Sooo many random thoughts are flitting through my head.

My hairstyle today is called, "I'm sorry."  Pretty much I realized the elevated humidity but it did not register in my brain until I had a third of my curls straightened.  Of course - by the time I realized it, it was one of those NO-TURNING-BACK moments.  I apologize.

Why were there so many crazies on the phone today?  I had 2 on the phone and 1 via email...

Caller #1:  This dude could not understand why his restaurant needed to submit plumbing plans and file an application for our review of what he was going to put in our sewer.  In his head (which he stated multiple times), "It's just pee and poop."

Caller #2:  This dude left a voicemail.  No name. No address.  No phone number.  He called to rant about speeding dump trucks.  I am fairly certain that the yardage of his complaint does not afford said dump trucks a long enough runway to speed.  It was sad *she says sarcastically* that he did not leave any contact information.  I could not return his call.

Email situation:  I informed someone that 3 pages were missing from a fairly large document.  Kinda felt like a superhero, not gonna lie.  I emailed the person the page before the skipped pages and page after and put a subject line:  "Explain to me your new numbering..."  The person emailed me back, "You were right!!!"  I read this outloud and I replied outloud, "WELL DUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!  TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!"  It was pretty clear.  No pages 1 and 2 and 3 and then BAM Page 4.  Hmmmmm...what happened to uno, dos and tres?  Just so you know, I did ask the PDF that very question.  And yes, it was in Spanish.