Soooo I Googled "Lame Jokes."

Every month, we have a department meeting.  It gives us a chance to connect as a department.  We are brought up to date on project statuses, given opportunity to discuss new and/or old business, etc.


Every month our department leader asks for a joke.  Usually there aren't any takers...  Infact the last time someone brought a joke was back when our inspector got hired and I think that was a year ago.


Soooo last month, I volunteered to bring a joke.  I clearly stated, "It might be lame, but I will bring a joke."


Today was our department meeting and not wanting to shirk my duties as the Engineering Secretary and promiser-of-a-lame-joke....I got up early this morning and Googled "lame jokes."  


I'm not 100% sure which website link I chose, but I found a site with the lamest, quasi-cute jokes.  


My favorite was -- What did one toilet say to the other toilet?  You look flushed.  :)


The one I shared at the meeting...

Two peanuts were walking 

down the street.  One was asalted.

Actually the "asalted" joke made me laugh outloud...


The funny part of the whole story is at the end of the meeting, there wasn't a request made for another joke at next month's department meeting.  Infact, one of my co-workers said, "Wow -- you set the bar for lame jokes soooo high.  Great job, Angie!"  I'm not sure if that was quite the compliment I was going for...but HEY -- I warned them.  They cannot go around and say, "We had no idea that joke was going to be soooo lame!"  They knew what was coming.


Happy Thursday!