The mouse tail...errr...TALE continues...
The mousetrap dude comes in to our department this morning. We inquire about the quantity of captured mice. He, then, proceeds to explain that he has not been doing his job properly... There's a trick to putting the food and whatnot in the box-trap-things. This guy has only been feeding the mice and they've happily scampered away. I'm sure in their own mouse-ish way, they've been telling thei...r friends.
Mouse #1: "Get a load of this place, they feed us. For real! I need to get new stretch pants!"
Mouse #1: "Get a load of this place, they feed us. For real! I need to get new stretch pants!"
Mouse #2: "You do look like you are putting on weight. We should hit the gym."
Well, I am sad to tell these rodents that tonight...the menu has changed and dinner is not going to end pleasantly for this beady-eyed creatures. Muhahahahahahahahaha (evil laughter)!!!
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