Still thinking about the office dare calendar...hmmmmm...

Tomorrow I think I shall address my co-workers by their last names in my "not-amused-by-your-naughtinesss" teacher voice.  If I wear my glasses, I can give them my "teacher look" for an added effect.  Muhahahahahahaha (evil laughter!!!!) 

Oh and then after lunch, I could go around giving high-fives.  

"Here's your 2-sided copy!"  (Insert high-5!)

"Did you want this collated?"  (Double smack!  High-10!)

"Off to the file room to put these back in order!"  (High-5 with octopus-finger pull away.)  This one is probably my favorite!!!

After receiving a fax off the fax machine, high-5 the fax and then do some sort of secret-clubbish-snap maneuver and tell the fax, "Thanks for keepin' it real!"

Just thinking about their potential reactions had me cracking-up (to myself) at the gym tonight!!! I've been going to the same gym for 3.5 years...if they don't know by now that I am crazy, it's their own ridiculous fault.

When I say that I was cracking-up (to myself)...what I mean is I was laughing outloud while on the elliptical.  I didn't notice anyone staring.  Hopefully they were thinking, That girl loves watching the LA Dodgers beat the San Francisco Giants!!!  And yes, that double play was hysterical!!!  I wonder if she would give me her number.