The neighbor boys are playing in my yard. They have a friend over. I'm going to guess - the friend is 5ish.

The friend and eldest neighbor boy come and peer in my screen door. I say, "Hello!"

 The friend: "Who's that?"

 Neighbor boy: "Her name is Angie."

 The friend: "Is she your aunt?"

 Neighbor boy: "No."

 The friend: "Your friend?"

 Neighbor boy: "No."

 The friend: "Your GIRLfriend?"

 LOL!!!