Benefits to being fabulously single...
1. Waffles for breakfast, lunch, and supper
2. Copious amounts of coffee without a single word of judgment. (Celia only condescendingly stares.)
3. Buying 2 red sweaters and not having to explain why I bought two similar sweaters. Note: They are not identical.
4. I can watch White Christmas in August.
Drawbacks:
1. I have to kill bugs.
2. Being the grocery-getter week after work.
3. No expendable income to afford me a chauffeur.
4. No one asks about my day. Celia only "cares" until her bowl is filled.
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