Penguins

I would love a pet penguin. 

Are you completely shocked that I, Angela Good, would like a pet penguin?  I mean penguins are in the bird family.

Tis true.  I would like a penguin.

I blame the book "Mr. Poppers Penguins."  This book romanticized penguin ownership in my once upon a time 3rd grade love-to-read brain.

Thanks Mr. P. 

On Sunday while at the Toledo Zoo, we walked through the coolest penguin display.  The penguins were literally feet from us.  We had to keep our fingers out of the fence slots because a very monotone zoo worker announced, "the penguins will bite." 

I wanted to smuggle this penguin home with me.  I, however, did not plan well because I wore a crossbody purse.  This penguin would not have fit into my purse.

And so next time...

...which this means my smuggling will be premeditated.

Danger!