8 minutes

I made the mistake of telling my favorite co-worker that I had had an unproductive day about 3 weeks ago. It was a slower Friday and said co-worker was out of the office...and various other co-workers were out. I believe we were on the brink of Labor Day weekend. It wasn't busy. I told the favorite one, "I worked about 8 minutes." Now - was that the truth? I probably worked a couple hours...but it felt like a mere 8 minutes. Since the confessional, said co-worker has given me grief. He said when I went to my former place of employment, I probably told my friend (who took my position there), "Wow...8:08...now what? Guess I'll think about lunch!"