If I were REALLY homeless...

Earlier this week, I had a flat tire and needed to employee the help of my co-workers.  While milling around in my trunk for the spare, one of them observed and then stated loudly, "Good grief, Angie Good!  What's with all this stuff?  Are you homeless?"

Before I go any further,
I want to list the items in my trunk...

an afghan

(this was in case my car breaks down in the winter)

 

a crate with necessary car items:  Jumper cables, oil, de-icer, etc.

 

1 sage green fleece blanket

(which is my PICNIC blanket!)

 

1 pair of cranberry high heels

(that need to have the bottom of the heel replaced)

 

1 pair of emergency flip-flops

(for the last minute, wanna-grab-a-pedicure? days)

 

1 book (this is in my trunk because one time I broke-down

in the winter and had to wait & wait for a tow truck. 

During the 60 minute wait, I thought to

myself, I wish I had a book! and then I placed one in my trunk.)

I hardly think this list qualifies me as being homeless.  Goodness.  If I was really homeless, I would have...

a mini-fridge filled with snacks

a case of bottled water - HY-DRATION!

an air mattress ~ I hate camping.  I hate sleeping on the ground.

a fluffy pillow

an expandable lawn chair for afternoons of sitting in the sun and reading

a straw hat to protect my head while I sit in said lawn chair

sunscreen

a box of yarn and knitting needles ~ I would get bored being homeless without crafting.

an inflatable pool ~ cleanliness and Godliness...hand-in-hand :)